Funny Good Morning Quotes That Will Make You Happy

Funny Good Morning Quotes That Will Make You Happy: You may find many guys who are always so serious about their relationships, career, work, and everything. It is not a good way to live life as life is too short and we should not take it so seriously. We should live each and every second of life with full enthusiasm and happiness. I am not saying you should always be in a funny mood but at least you should smile whenever someone is trying to do so.

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For this, we have combined some funny messages with good morning quotes that will surely make you laugh. It will certainly remove some stress from your mind and you will surely feel light. Send these funny good morning messages, to your girlfriend, boyfriends, wife, husband, and friends and make them smile. Sometimes insulting someone in a funny way make them really laugh.

 Funny Good Morning Quotes That Will Make You Happy

Funny good morning quotes for wife

• Good morning my sexy beast!! You are so cute. Can I keep in my arms??

• Hi, you’re the morning fairy, and get up, I dusted you with joy as well as luck. Now laugh! Do you know how costly it is? Good morning!

• The wife is like a strong coffee as she can only help you awake all night. Have a fantastic morning!!

• Good morning lazy!! I want to tell you a secret that I dreamed of you and you seem so beautiful and charming and then alarm wakes me up.

• I got a dream of you that makes me feel how gorgeous and sexy you are but what a pity when I see my sad reality. Good morning!!

• Love is blind, especially in the early morning as I can’t see anything without a sip of strong coffee.

• Coffee is the best thing that makes me realize that you slept next to me. Have a happy morning!!

• If a woman says “What?”, then change your wording as it is the last chance for you to end the convo. Happiest morning!!

• You want to know about whom I’m mad? Read the first word again and say good morning.

• I love with you all my belly. I can say heart but my belly is a bit bigger.

• Not the butterflies, I feel the zoo around me when you are with me. Happy morning my love!!

• You are the engender why I look down into my phone and smile, then hit a pole.

• Let us have a shower together and save water.

• Nothing is better than having a hungry husband laying next to you.

• My heart beats faster as I am sleeping by your side.

• Hey babe!! I love you more than cricket and pub g.

• I want to undress this morning with my teeth rather than eyes. Have a romantic morning babe!!

• My love works as a hooter in the kitchen.

• My love for you seems like Diarrhoea as I can’t hold it anymore.

• You are like an hourglass, the heart filling up but the empties the brain.

Funny good morning quotes for friends

• Take a sip of coffee and kick start your engine as it is a long way to reach the end of the week. Good morning!!

• I don’t want to sleep early, so I stay up late and regret it in the morning not to stay up late at night. Good morning!!

• It is just a “Good Morning” because no one accepts “shut up” socially. Have a socially-accepted good morning!!

• There are two types of people, one is morning people and others who want to shoot morning people. Good morning!!

• Getting up early in the morning is the first and foremost in the wrong direction.

• When the sunlight reaches the top of the horizon, then I take a turn and go to sleep in another direction. Good morning!!

• Good Morning!! Say bye to the best kith can be difficult, however; I am sure you will back to the bed soon.

• For some people, it is Monday but for me, it is the first step towards the end of the week. Good morning!!

• Good morning to such a great friend who never takes the headache of anything as you are a sleeping giant.

• I wish you a fragrant coffee along with a short Monday!! Have a fantastic morning.

• My bed and I adore each other but the clock is not in favor!! So, have a lovely morning!!

• I hate the time when I need to get up out of my bed and go in the real world to participate. Happy morning!!

• Hey you!! With such an energetic attitude at 6 am, You are not a human at all.

• No one talks to me for at least 30 minutes as I feel like fifty times mad and fifty percent ugly at that time.

• My type of morning is one when I open my eyes, take a breath of relief and then, go to sleep again.

• My mom said never stop following your dreams, so I slept again.

• Somehow, people want to do the whole convo in the morning and it is legal to kill those. Have a nice morning!!

• Have you heard of beauty sleep? But I always get up like a troll in the morning.

• The coffee beans from across the world would not be enough to make me a morning person. Good morning buddy!!

• The person who made the “Snooze” option on the alarm is the laziest one. Have a lazy morning buddy!!

Funny good morning quotes for boyfriend

• Men has also a lot of feeling like they feel hungry too fast. Good morning and have a joyful day!!

• Boyfriends are like coffee, only they can keep you awake all night with full motivation. Good morning!!

• Why the morning has to begin so quickly? I want to dream about the guy who gives me weak knees. Happy morning!!

• You are blind to me till I drink coffee in the early morning. So, we have a blind love in the morning!!

• He, who get up early, is an asleep lover all the time. Have a fantastic morning!!

• The best boyfriend is the one who wakes up before her girl and sleeps after she did. Good morning handsome!!

• I want to write “I miss you” on rock and throw it on your face. So, you get to know how much it hurts.

• When I say good morning to you, then it means you come into my mind first when I wake up.

• The best cuddling and fore play begin with “Good morning,beautiful”.

• Can I have you on the bed for breakfast, please?Have a charming morning baby!!

• I wish your day is as hot as your butt. Have a sexy morning my love!!

• You are mine, no refund allowed.

• Save water and have a shower with your girlfriend.

• Never laugh at your girlfriend’s choice, you are the one!!

• I am feeling hungry in the morning, that’s why I texted you.

• My weakness was chocolate but it is you.

• I want to kiss you instead of miss you.

• My heartbeat is faster than normal as you are running in my mind.

• When I look at you, I feel so lucky that you have me in your life. Have a romantic morning handsome!!

• Nothing is better than get a coffee from you in the morning and then, slept again.

Funny good morning quotes for girlfriend

• You were gorgeous, wealthy as well as sexy and then, the alarm rang!! Good morning my baby beast!!

• My heart beats at a fast pace just because of you!!

• I want to write some heart-warming phrases for but still, I am neither a poet nor a writer. I hope you love this greeting.

• Sorry for interrupting you while doing romance with the pillow, but an amazing morning waiting for you.

• Your romance fits best with the pillow and sheets rather than me. Have a romantic morning!!

• The best feeling is to check the alarm and you have three hours more left to sleep. Have a nice morning!!

• If your girlfriend says ‘What?”, then it does not mean that she didn’t hear but it means she gives you a chance to change the wordings.

• Every girl wants a BF who say at 3 am, “hey baby!! I am outside your room with cookies and ice cream.

• If money grew on trees, girls never mind to date monkeys.

• Exams are like girlfriends, a lot of questions, tough to understand, and more explanation required. But still, the result is failed.

• Nobody replies faster than an angry girlfriend.

• Save water and enjoy a shower with your loved one.

• I want to write “I miss you” on rock and throw it on your face. So, you get to know how much it hurts.

• Never let anyone deal with you like glue as you are a glitter glue.

• I love you more when I am feeling too hungry.

• Sometimes, I look at you and think how lucky you’re for having me.

• When I am with you, I feel like you work as a hooter in the kitchen.

• You are my cuppa chai in the morning.

• You seem so beautiful and charming and then alarm breaks my dream.

• Good morning my morning coffee!!

Funny good morning insults

• Your body has become a soundcheck in the morning and starts sneezing, burping, coughing and farts in the morning. Have a nice morning!!

• You and your bed love each other but the alarm clock will not accept. Have a nice morning!!!

• I was a part of a beautiful as well as the rich world with eternal sunshine and parties. Then, my morning alarm rang!! Good morning!!

• You have a new text message: wake up, you loafer!! Good morning!!

• Some people wake up slowly and others wake up slowly but I wake up like a dead one. Good morning!!

• Every night, I don’t want to sleep and every morning, I want to sleep for three more days. Good morning!!

• I just wake up, but it does not mean that I am ready to do work at the fullest. Have a nice morning!!

• I could be a morning person if it occurs in the noon. Good morning world and be a real morning person!!

• Hey!! I need help as I ran out of the weekend. Good morning and have a nice start of the week!!

• For me, coffee seems like nectar as it turns me from “being alone” into “beautiful morning”. Good morning!!

Good morning wishes in funny style

• Three biggest enemies of the early morning: fresh air, the roaring of the birds, and sunlight.Have a nice morning!!

• The body’s engine has got the coffee and now, we can begin our day with full zeal. Good morning!!

• I smiled as I get up, I thought I dislocated my face. Let me help to fix it. Have a nice morning!!

• Open your mouth a bit, I will go there and put the coffee to let your engine starts as soon as possible.

• If there is an Olympic discipline for laziness, then I will be the fourth one. Thus, I do not have to get on the platform. Morning!!

• Coffee is only dangerous if the loaded bag of it falls on your head from the fifth floor. Good Morning!!

• Happy morning to all those people who have the privilege as well as the joy of knowing me well. Good morning!!

• Today is such a morning that even my coffee needs a strong coffee. Good morning!!

• Tomorrow will come, we have no choice to turn it off.

• Dreaming costs next to nothing, but get up in the morning is the only price that it needs. Good morning!!!

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